boys r kinda like fruit on trees. lil kids r like the pretty flowers that ppl smile at. teenage boys r like the unripe fruit, it kinda tastes like the real fruit, but its raw and gross. the older ones r like the ripe fruit, but some are full of bees and shit or have bugs in them. married guys r the fruit in other ppls yards. old guys r the wrinkly ones on the ground rest in piss